Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood has announced a “major policy revision” that aims to give bicycling and walking the same policy and economic consideration as driving.
“Today I want to announce a sea change,” he wrote on his blog last week. “This is the end of favoring motorized transportation at the expense of nonmotorized.”
Anybody who thinks this makes sense for America—please—move to China.
Oh, wait....never mind. In China, people are trashing their stupid, annoying, exhausting, slow, exposed, limited bicycles as fast as humanly possible—and are buying BUYING CARS!
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