Bumper Stickers Seen on a Marine Corps Base

(One of those unusual emails in which every line is pretty much a gem...)

"U.S.  Marines -- Certified Counselors  to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"

"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop  Global Whining"

"When  In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't  testify."

"The  Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed  Overnight"

"Death  Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine  Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What  Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  ...  A little  Recoil"

"Marines  -- Providing Enemies of   America an   Opportunity To Die For their Country  Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness  Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden --  It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery  Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot,  Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"

"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My  kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine  Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy --  Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If  You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.  If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and  Communism , WAR has Never Solved Anything.

"Some people spend  an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.  But the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan

The Gunslinger
Enemy of the Imperial State