Monday, October 26, 2009

Bumper Stickers Seen on a Marine Corps Base

(One of those unusual emails in which every line is pretty much a gem...)

"U.S.  Marines -- Certified Counselors  to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"
"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"
"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"
"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop  Global Whining"
"When  In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't  testify."
"The  Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed  Overnight"
"Death  Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"Marine  Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What  Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  ...  A little  Recoil"
"Marines  -- Providing Enemies of   America an   Opportunity To Die For their Country  Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness  Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden --  It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery  Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"One Shot,  Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"
"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
"My  kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
"Machine  Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy --  Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If  You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.  If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and  Communism , WAR has Never Solved Anything.
"Some people spend  an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.  But the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan

The Gunslinger
Enemy of the Imperial State


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  2. Now That's funny right there. . .

  3. AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Brevity IS the soul of wit!

  5. Aaaw, these are great! Makes me get a bit nostalgic thinking about my first husband who was/is a proud USMC (and we are both happily remarried).

    I bought him a red leather jacket with huge USMC emblem on the back which he dug.

    OOOOO RAH Marines! get some

  6. I copied and pasted this to my two former Marine co-workers. The retired Gunny should get a kick out of it at least.