Not the Punditry

Just a few encouraging, supportive, comments from around...

Sarah's critics are outraged because they think she cheated a slow political death in a Alaska. For once, I hope they are right!

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Sarah has the instinct of a shark, and she is smelling blood in the waters of the Potomac river. America watch out her next move.

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Those who claim Sarah is "unraveling" are engaging in wishful thinking. She is doing no such thing. She is more popular and compelling now than ever, much to the chagrin of her clueless detractors. Perhaps an overdose of Botox has seeped into Maureen Dowd's brain?

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My question, after checking in on the hatefest on MSNBC last night (to see the unbearable Maddow wearing waders and Olberman spening most of his time on Palin), is simply, if Palin is so irrelevant, why do they need to spend so much time attacking her?

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HEADLINE:
January 21, 2012

President Palin, between inaugural celebrations, orders North Korea and Iran bombed immediately. Pakistan will be invaded by dawn. Venezuela, Bolivia and Cuban movement off shore shall cease. Pelosi, Frank, Dodd, Rangle, Reid, and an undisclosed number of House Representatives and Senators, along with the spider web of Acorn organizational employees, have been arrested for treason.

Illegal aliens have been ordered to leave the country in six hours or face arrest and lengthy prison sentences. All government run businesses workers have been told to clear out their desks. Anyone found to have stolen even a pencil will be arrested and jailed.

The united kenyan tribes flags will be removed from the entire country and the United States of America Flag shall fly once again everywhere.

Fellow Americans, come out of your shacks, gather clean water, wash your selves, hug your families, evict the liberal leeches, stand up and be proud again. This is a New Morning in America.

The whereabouts of former President B. Hussein O are still unknown. US military sources, at the request of anonymity, are focusing their attention on speed boats off the coast of Somalia.

God Bless America

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If Sarah Palin is the worthless whiner her critics say she is, why do they devote so much of their valuable time and attention to her? There are only two possible reasons. Either they think us common folk are too stupid to recognize that she's a worthless whiner or they're scared as hell that she's going to do some serious damage to politics as usual in this country if they don't derail her.

The anti-Palin crowd is giving it everything they've got, but "Caribou Barbie" is one step ahead of them. If they had left her alone, she would have spent most of the next two years safely tucked away in the Governor's mansion. Instead, their continued assault on Mrs. Palin and her family forced her out of the Governor's mansion and onto the public stage as an unrestrained private citizen, and a very angry one at that.

Good work, fools!

The Gunslinger
Enemy of the Imperial State
Vampire Hunter