The Ill Kim Jong Spits in Zerø's Face

North Korea fires off another rocket. They've abandoned the armistice negotiated at the end of the Korean War, and threatened action against any attempt to keep them from exporting nuclear technology:

With tension in the region high, South Korea said it would join a U.S.-led initiative to intercept ships suspected of carrying weapons of mass destruction, something Pyongyang has warned it would consider a declaration of war.

And they're blaming the United States:

PYONGYANG BLAMES U.S.

Pyongyang said the United States was the aggressor, its usual justification for making nuclear arms. "Our army and people are fully ready for battle ... against any reckless U.S. attempt for a preemptive attack," said its KCNA news agency.

Wait....how is that possible? The Souf-Side Messiah is leading the World into paradise...and PEACE and Hope and Change. He's apologized to everybody and promised we'll be a kind & gentle international impotent.

Hasn't Kim Jong Il gotten the memo?

The Gunslinger