Monday, February 09, 2009

Global Warming Derangement Syndrome

A seventeen year old boy is afraid to drink water, because he thinks that if he does, millions of people will die.

He is suffering from: Global Warming Derangement Syndrome.

Climate Change Takes a Mental Toll by Emily Anthes

Emily Anthes, who clearly missed the Objectivity class in journalism school.

The Boston Globe, busy listing all the reasons and causes of this "illness" and its toll on human happiness and life, somehow neglects the single most likely cause: Media Hysteria and the constant, unabating procession of horror predictions, the tsunami of crap "science", the barrage of bullshit, by partisan hacks, the Slobbering Media, useful idiots and the EnviroStasi.

The Gunslinger

2 comments:

  1. Re:the drama queen kid...I know there's a "Bailout" joke in there,but having touble channelling "Buddy Sorell" at the moment.

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  2. GS,

    With my stimulus check I am buying more ammo and a bullshit snorkel... check out this link for it...

    http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/emergency_measu.php

    See ya in Galt's Gulch

    BHenry

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