Sunday, January 04, 2009

Controversy Finally Put To Rest

Well,it's finally settled. They've released Zero's birth certificate, and it confirms beyond all doubt that he was, indeed, born in Hawaii, is therefore a "natural born" citizen of the United States, entitled to be President.

Because so many of you are unreasonable, paranoid skeptics, I've provided an official copy of the document below, so that you can all be assured of the veracity of this report:




I hope you're satisfied. Let's hear no more talk about this. The consensus is in. Everyone agrees that Zero is a citizen, and if he's not, it just doesn't matter.

The Gunslinger

7 comments:

  1. Pretty funny! I still prefer "Posey Toes"-it cuts to the heart of his vanity,smugness,and "lightweighted-ness",whereas "Zero" addresses only the third aspect of "character",for lack of a better word.Actually,"lack" IS the better word...

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  2. CHALLENGE (with answer), CAN ANYONE PROVE THIS WRONG?:–

    1. Constitution Article II requires USA President to be “natural born citizen”.

    2. BHO’s website admits his dad was Kenyan/British, not American, citizen when BHO was born.

    3. BHO is therefore not a “natural born citizen” (irrespective of Hawaiian birth or whether he may be a 14th Amendment “citizen” of USA) — confirmed in the Senate’s own McCain qualification resolution (that both parents must be citizens of USA) co-authored by BHO.

    4. Supreme Court has already docketed two upcoming conferences, 1/9/09 and 1/16/09 — between dates Congress counts electoral votes (1/8/09) and Presidential inauguration (1/20/09) — to address Berg Case and fashion relief on BHO’s eligibility to be President.

    5. Since the fact of BHO’s dad being Kenyan/British not in dispute, Supreme Court rules on Summary Judgment to enjoin BHO’s inauguration as President.

    6. Therefore, BHO is not inaugurated as President.

    7. Vice President Elect Biden is inaugurated Acting President under the 20th Amendment to serve until new President is determined — the procedure for which determination to be set out by Congress and/or the Supreme Court so long as in conformance with the Constitution.

    ANSWER TO ABOVE CHALLENGE

    IF, when counting the electoral votes, Congress WERE TO find by 1/8/09 that Obama — not being an Article II “natural born citizen” (father Kenyan/British, not American) — fails to qualify as President, Biden would become the full fledged President under 3 USC 19 (free to pick his own VP such as Hillary) AND THERE WOULD BE NO NEED FOR DEFERRAL TO THE SUPREME COURT to enjoin Obama’s inauguration relegating Biden to being merely Acting President under the 20th Amendment until a new President were duly determined.

    (The preferable choice, at least for the Democrats, would seem obvious.)

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  3. On a cold a gray Chicago morn another little baby child is born
    in the ghetto
    and his momma cries

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  4. Constitutional law is irrelevant,at this point.Dr.Feelgood is in tha house,ready to smooth the way towards authoritarian rule.Tho I admit to wondering if the buffoon Biden would end up with the prize.I still say that with DC open bar thang going on,that January 20th possibly will be a very,VERY weird,embarassing day for the "liberal" "daydream believers",but the MSM will surely whitewash it,like the destruction riots in France,saying it was only "youths",instead of the truth,and necessary accountability.Oberman and his like will still find a way to blame on G W Bush,as usual.Thus the Republic dies...

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  5. Ted, the problem is that nobody (who has the power to do anything about it) cares. The Constitution has been declared irrelevant. Nobody is going to gainsay the election of Zero no matter what the Constitution says.

    The MAN matters more than the LAW.

    And as tj says: "Thus the republic dies."

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  6. I must have written to a hundred blogs on this subject, here goes 101.
    I was living in Kenya at the time of his birth, whatever you want to say about British Colonialism, at least their intelligence service on the ground was first rate. This was a the tail end of the Mau Mau, any black student going overseas was put under a microscope. The SIS knew more about him and his family than he did, they would have known about his local wife and had she given birth there it would have been considered birth of a half-caste by a visiting trollop and she would have promptly been shown the door. You may recall that Obama threw out this red herring and everyone went after it like the hounds after a fox. I am positive he will produce it in time, it may show him to have been born a bastard
    which would explain his reluctance,
    the need to protect the reputation of his "sainted" mother. This very nicely hides the real issue, the fact that his mother, on behalf of her underage child renounced his American citizenship. If anyone dares bring that up once the Hawaiian issue is settled he will very loudly scream persecution and get away with it.

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  7. ciccio, if I'm reading you correctly, you're saying that if Zero'd been born in Kenya, it would have been clearly and duly documented.

    You're saying that he was undoubtedly born in Hawaii, but is hiding his birth certificate to hide the fact that his mother was unmarried.

    And further, you're suggesting that the controversy over PLACE OF BIRTH, is a red herring to draw attention from the fact that his mother, who subsequently married an Indonesian, moved to Indonesia, and renounced Zero's American citizenship in favor of that of Indonesia...which would force him to become a "naturalized citizen" if he wants to reclaim American citizenship, which would also prevent him from qualifying as a "natural born" citizen, which is required for the presidency.

    Do I have this straight?

    Makes sense to me.

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