King Obie

Obie will be ready to "rule" on day one.

Seriously, that's what his transition spokeswoman said.

I told you he wasn't that smart—all the Oprah nattering about his "brilliance" notwithstanding. This is the "brilliance" you can expect from the Prince of Peace and his Courtiers.

I really don't need to make the obvious observations, do I?

This is the first, last, and only well-meaning advice that I will ever—in the spirit of bi-partisanship—give to those in the Office of the President Elect.

Use the word, "govern"

And the reading of American History and perhaps even The Constitution of The United States of America would not be amiss, and may be helpful in avoiding such boobery in the future.

The Gunslinger