So Old the Skeletons are Dust

Finally, an in-depth report on the past of the candidate for President, exposing some of the relevant details we have all been hungering for. It reaches deep into the past and explains the man's connections with very unsavory institutions and people.

Oops...wrong candidate.

Yes, the Obamedia has dug up dirt on John McCain from before the Civil War!

In these last days, it's important for the Mainstream Media (and the WSJ "news" staff is just that), to pump out this obscure, irrelevant information in a last chance, last ditch hit job on McCain.

Ayers, who? Rezko, who? ACORN, who? Wright, who? Chicago Machine, who? Annenberg, who?

OBAMA TRUTH SQUAD: "Shut up, you, or we'll do a 'Joe the Plumber' number on your ass."

We have been warned.

The Gunslinger