And while we're at it, the DNC might want to donate a coin or two for a style update for this fashion icon.
Remember Micki, a smile is an important part of your wardrobe!
Thank God, at least a professional has been at the hair if not the dowdy blue sack.
Out of decency and fair play, because it is clearly not their fault, I'm not even going to mention the style abuse perpetrated on the poor children.
Let's just hit the important points here, Micki,
And finally:
What can be said about this? The man behind her appears to have the same reaction to this frock as I do—mild dumbfoundedness. (While she appears about to eat the man in front of her.)
The Gunslinger
Remember Micki, a smile is an important part of your wardrobe!
Thank God, at least a professional has been at the hair if not the dowdy blue sack.
Out of decency and fair play, because it is clearly not their fault, I'm not even going to mention the style abuse perpetrated on the poor children.
Let's just hit the important points here, Micki,
- You might want to try wearing a bra; push-up or padded as necessary.
- You might want you try wearing a garment that actually fits you.
- You might want to squeeze those size 10's into a pair of heels; it'll make them look smaller, and do wonders for your legs...(note your companion—not her face, which looks terrified—but her legs, which look great)
- You might want to avoid dresses made from shower curtains.
And finally:
What can be said about this? The man behind her appears to have the same reaction to this frock as I do—mild dumbfoundedness. (While she appears about to eat the man in front of her.)
The Gunslinger
When we first started to see MO< we got the twin set sweaters and pearls and a classic understated package, but now that we've seen a lot more of her, the garish prints, baggy sacks and crazy ruffles seem to be the dominant style choice.
ReplyDeleteAnd when she does show up in something simple and potentially tasteful, she digs through her collection of giant junk jewelry to accessorize.
Also, are those silver flats? What are they supposed to match?
Well, hell, she married Barry, how much taste can she have??
ReplyDeleteYou'd certainly think with all her exposure to the East Coast Elite, she'd have picked up some tips about the ONE thing they're good at: dressing well.
A good stylist may manage to make her less unattractive looking, but they will never make her less unpleasant looking.
She looks angry even when she's smiling!