Chuck's List

My local morning radio guys interviewed Chuck Norris about his new book: Black Belt Patriotism.

Before he came on, they read from a list of sayings about him, made up by various people, in tribute to his reputation for being the baddest motherfucker in the valley.

I did a Google search, and found the list. Some of them are pretty funny.

Samples:

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Enjoy.

The Gunslinger