Wednesday, May 07, 2008

It's All About ME!

No...it really is this time.

I couldn't believe it. I opened up my small town newspaper this morning and found this. Allow me to quote it in it's entirety (with names abbreviated for privacy):

Editor:

With the departure of [F.C.] as columnist [in the local newspaper], political balance has suffered a loss. As replacement, therefore, I rcommend another voice who has, through her many letters to the editor, consistently and eloquently expressed conservative views: the most erudite [C.N.]

Signed [B.F.]

C.N. is ME!

He called me "most erudite"!

Right in front of God and everybody.

I'm just a puddle of squishy delight.

I've been called a lot of things. But "most erudite" is absolutely my favorite. Ever.

The Gunslinger

8 comments:

  1. Congratulations!!!!
    Onward and upward..
    Will we be seeing you on Fox soon!!
    Give em HELL!!!

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  2. Congrats on the new post,CN,er,GS!I'd rather read you in Nat'l Review,better company than Fox these days,and you'd get to finish not just a whole sentence,but a whole report.Why'd he stop at "erudite"? Would that WFB were around for verbal shower of accolades!

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  3. Erudite - "characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly"

    Which makes this blog hallowed ground indeed, eh? Well done, GS!

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  4. Congrats,

    I know you get frustrated sometimes blogging... almost like wetting your pants in a dark suit.. gives you a warm feeling but no one seems to notice. Not true, this is my first stop of the day.. we notice you. I have really enjoyed watching your journalistic skills blossom. Alot of people blog, but not all grow as you have. Keep up the good work and God Bless you.

    Bill Henry

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  5. well done and well deserved accolades, Gunslinger!

    but . . . you are not truly honored in Pacifica until someone disrespects you by name in the Tribune. Or tells you to leave town.

    keep trying . . . :)

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  6. Oh Jeff, that's already happened. Didn't you read about what a "bigot" I am..

    Come, come. You haven't been paying attention!

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