The Last Frigging Straw

I really tired of listening to all these niggers and their excuses.

Oh, I'm sorry, was that racist? Are you offended? Ah. Well. You have to consider how I FEEL about all the recent rhetoric...and remember how hurtful it is...and understand my anger and frustration, and, well, just move on. Because to dwell on it is just divisive and racist. And you can't be that way, or it'll be all your fault for keeping the races mad at each other. And we won't be able to achieve UNITY. What do you mean you don't want to UNITE with me? Just because I think all niggers are stupid, mean, violent, immoral, dirty and lazy? Oh. Oops! Sorry...there I go again.

But, really, is that any excuse to make a goddamn federal case out of it? Can't you see that you're obstructing progress in race relations if you keep harping on inconsequential statements all the time? What kind of attitude is that? Not very helpful, that's what I say. It's just going to make me get mad at you. Then, won't you feel guilty and bad? Of course you should, because it's all your fault for keeping this racist thing going by repeating my words over and over.

Look, you can either be a filthy racist and keep repeating my "nigger" comments, or you can just let it go... for the sake of UNITY, and agree with me, and be tolerant, and forgiving and surrender your identity and your pride, and your country and your heritage and your history and your morals and your future. Is that too much to ask???

So just relax. Move on. And if I keep calling you "niggers", well, I'm just a really a very inspiring and brilliant person that says "controversial" things every now and again because of all my accumulated pain. After all, I'm not really a racist; I'm just "fiercely critical" of Negroes.

Now. Doesn't that just make perfect sense? Think any Blacks will go for that?

Exactly how is it different from the horseshit Obie tried to feed us this afternoon?

(And when exactly did "controversial" come to mean, "totally false lies"?)

On my drive home I heard a black woman caller justifying, explaining and praising the Bigot Wright. This same bitch would no doubt be screaming for the head, the job and "hate speech" prosecution of any white person that made even 1% as racist a remark as this black reprobate—even once.

Uh...I'm White. I resent racists who hate me. Trust me when I tell you it does not make me feel guilty! Not even kinda. It just seriously pisses me off.

And I'm not about to forgive or forget this raving, evil, hateful Jeremiah Wright bastard for his filthy accusations, his hysterical racist rhetoric and his slanderous lies about my race, my people, my heroes, my heritage, my country, and my own damn self.

And Obie and his weak excuses can just bend over and kiss why bright white ass. If anybody thinks he is any different than the villain he reverences as his mentor and friend, I've got your diagnosis ready: Too Stupid To Live.

That is all.

The Gunslinger