Fun with English

You know that Mensa Invitational...the one where they ask people to change/add/subtract one letter of a dictionary word, and give it a new definition? Here are a couple from the Washington Post:

Ingoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole. (my personal favorite)

Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Here's my contribution: (OK, I cheated...I changed two letters)

Reintardation: Being reborn as a Liberal Democrat.

The Gunslinger