Monday, January 28, 2008

Is That Supposed to Be a Smile?

Grimacing with fists clenched on the campaign trail. Good look. I don't think our boy Johnny is having a good time. I think the best thing would be for him to take his ball and go home.

I heard today that he's only about 5'6". Does anyone else think that is a severe handicap? Regardless of any hypothetical quality some theoretical Republican may find attractive in McCain...no man that short is gonna get elected President.

This is America, man.

(His advertised height is 5'7". So, allowing for political image s-t-r-e-t-c-h, I'd guess he's probably closer to 5'5" when he's at home.)

The Gunslinger

3 comments:

  1. Ever notice mcpain's jowls?

    Looks like he's just left the dentist's office with the absorbent cotton wads left in.

    Perhaps it is some movie land trick to keep that "warm, friendly" smile permanent!

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  2. Now that it's been brought to my attention it's a dead give away. He IS related to the Kennedys.

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  3. His cheeks have always looked like a chipmunk's full of stored food.

    It affects the way he talks, which makes his enunciation so unique, not to say "weird".

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