Clean Houses are Toxic!

I knew it all along! Relentless, compulsive housekeepers are dangerous to your health:

The Daily Telegraph has the poop...

So, next time someone looks askance at your less than shining surfaces...tell them you're doing it for your health.

Allow me to quote my grandmother, who is currently 100 years old: "All my friends with clean houses are dead."

I ask you...what better confirmation can you get than that?

The Gunslinger