"SPYING ON THE WEATHERWho ARE these clowns? How in the world can they be trusted to run this country, or, God forbid, our national defense?
Clearly demonstrating that they cannot be trusted with the nation's security, House Democrats are considering an Intelligence Authorization bill that calls for an assessment of the effects of climate change on national security. Yes, you read that right, climate change. With existential threats such as al-Qa'ida, North Korea, Red China and Iran lurking around the world, one would think that the nation's limited intelligence resources could be put to better use than studying SUV exhaust. This same misuse of defense-related programs occurred during the Clinton years, too. We wonder what clues to 9/11 were missed while satellites were photographing polar bears in the Arctic.
Describing the climate study as "cutting edge," Intelligence panel Chairman Silvestre Reyes (D-TX) said the idea is one of several changes his party has made to intelligence policy. "This is an area that we may be vulnerable in terms of potential terrorists," Reyes declared. The office of Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) wondered, "It's hard to imagine how anyone could believe that climate change represents a more clear and present danger to the United States than radical Islamic terrorists armed with bombs, but that's essentially what Democrats have concluded in this bill." Indeed, should the U.S. ever again have to answer the question, "Was this attack preventable?" the answer will be that instead of funding the intelligence services to evaluate and warn of direct national threats, funds were diverted to study climate change. Don't you feel safer already?"
The Gunslinger
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