Hate Crime

I think I just came up with a use for the abominable "Hate Crime" Laws:

Prosecute the New York Times with Hate Crimes against America. Given their incessant biased attacks on the current Administration, National Security, the Military, the Constitution, Business, American symbols, American traditions, God and Christianity, I think the verdict of guilt "beyond a reasonable doubt" would be found by any jury in the country.

(Unfortunately, you can't just shoot the bastards!)

The Gunslinger