How Can They Say That With a Straight Face?

The Left have a saddlebag of epithets they hurl at the Republicans with snooze-inducing regularity. The chestnuts include: Greedy, Election Stealing, Deceitful, Hypocritical, Ideologically Rigid, Criminal, Unethical, Pushing Religion, Intolerant and Bigoted.

But, I ask:

What Republican is greedier than Jesse Jackson or John Kerry? (One extorts donations to enrich his lifestyle; one serially marries wealthy widows.)

What Republican has spent more money in an attempt to buy an election than George Soros? ($20 million trying to defeat W in 2004.)

What Republican is more deceitful than Bill Clinton?
(Convicted and disbarred for lying under oath.)

What Republican is more hypocritical than Ted Kennedy or Robert Byrd? (One denounces "irresponsibility", the other, "racism".)

What Republican is more ideologically rigid than Barbara Boxer, Cynthia McKinney or Maxine Waters? (Everything is about ABORTION, er, no, everything is about RACE.)

What Republican is more criminal than James Traficant? (Currently doing time for political corruption so blatant even Congress gagged.)

What Republican is more unethical than Al Sharpton? (He incited a race riot against Jews, resulting in 7 deaths; he supported false, racially-based accusations of rape against an innocent man. He calls himself “Reverend”.)

What Republican is as intent on forcing his religion on others as the ACLU is intent on making “Secular Atheism” America’s religion? (No Ten Commandments, no school prayer- or moment of silence lest someone pray, no “under God”, no crosses on public land, no creche at Christmas, no Christmas carols, no "Merry Christmas", no "Christmas" Pageants, no "Christmas" or "Easter" vacations.... )

What Republican is more intolerant of dissenting views than our Liberal universities? (Republican Clubs unsponsored, ROTC outlawed, Conservative speakers shouted down and physically assaulted, Republican students harassed...)

What Republican is more bigoted than Howard Dean? (“I hate Republicans and everything they stand for!” Definition of bigot: “One who is strongly partial to one’s own group, religion, race, or POLITICS and is intolerant of those who differ.” American Heritage Dictionary, Third Edition.)

I’m just askin’.

(Unfortunately, you can’t just shoot the bastards.)

The Gunslinger